What is the definition of Warranties Vision Enhancing Techniques?

Warranties vision enhancing techniques? Think of it as the fancy, over-the-top way a magician says they've got a spell on everything - except your actual eyesight. It's like getting a "superpower" where you can see all the hidden dangers in the world (and your own reflection in a mirror) without needing any actual superhero training or a fancy, expensive pair of glasses.

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Now, here's a sentence that might make your skin crawl: "The latest 'warranties vision enhancing techniques' from the tech mogul said to make your eyes glow brighter than a neon sign in the middle of the desert at midnight, but let's be real - it probably just made my cat look like a disco ball."